Fail Quotes

Started by Travis Retriever, October 17, 2009, 03:00:20 PM

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"Forgive me, but...

FIRST! =D"

Me on Shane's new video.

"While you may not agree with the ideological premises behind the program, I feel you would serve your interests best by restraining your arguments to addressing those ideologies. Even granting the idea that the program is fundamentally flawed does not demonstrate in any way that it cannot be improved or that the its premises behind it are unfounded." --LordVith, commenting on this video.

Yeah, because ideology always trumps reality...

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He gets MUCH more entertaining hate mail than I do...

Well, he IS much more entertaining than you. ;)
Joking!Joking! Eeeeeeh! *runs away*

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*sigh* I ask Stefan on his latest video if/when we can expect a reply to the above, and my comment was deleted...
I did get a reply from someone else before it was saying, "He did make a reply, but then changed his mind and decided it wasn't worth it."
Man, I'm seeing bullshit tactics from both Stefan AND SR...

SR's bullshit notwithstanding, self-ownership is a fact.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

This is an epic fail quote.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrLMdnWQsWA&feature=watch_response
The description...just the description. Oh my aching ass. v_v

Quote:::No Scientific Explanation::: Millions of Seashells apearing every day on Clifton beach, karachi, Pakistan.
Just Last year in March 2009 " Dolphins Beaching " happened here on Pakistani Beaches.
Wat is surprising is that not a single private TV channel has covered this huge Event, No discussion forums on this Topic.
Not to mention there are large numbers of Earthquakes happening all around the world in the year 2010.
My thought is that all these Events are Signs of Great fluctuations in Earth's Magnetic Field...
This magnetic field fluctuation is happening due to the loss of Lubricant of Oil and Gas inside Earth's Crust.
Oil and Gas acts as Lubricant for Earth's Crust Movement. Now that we have taken out so much Oil and Gas. Earth's Layers have lost this lubricant and as a result we will observe much bigger more devastating Mega Earthquakes... just like Grand Canyon(Mega Earthquakes created Grand Canyons)
Electric Cars and Maglev Electric Turbines and Maglev Train, are the way of the future... if we want to save ourselves and humanity and future generations

Someone please tell me that this one's joking... lie if you have to.

@Gumba Masta: That's joking?
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

"@darkr0astedblend btw i dont require anyones permission to put a bullet in someone :)"--RadicalSyndicate, showing us just how loving and anti-totalitarian anarcho-communism is...

I will always adore Lord T Hawkeye's statement that whenever he talks with so called anarcho-communists about how to do this and that, it always ends up with him saying, "Congratulations, you've just invented government."
Just like with Shane talking to people who think money = a bad idea, and ends up saying at the end: "Congratulations, you've just invented money."
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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I don't know if Doctor Kent is suposed to be in here or in the crazy thing thread.

Aw, geez...

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Someone PLEASE explain to Thunderf00t that YouTube videos are audio/visual media! I mean, the guy makes awesome science videos, but personally, he can be a real douche...

CognitiveDisonance: "There are no 'unconstitutional' laws. According to Article One section 8, clause 18: (the sweeping clause);

'Congress shall have Power To make all Laws which shall be necessary...'" on the video of Tom Woods interviewing a zombie.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

It's those damn ellipses that get you every time!

I thought so too.
So how much do you want to bet that he's quote mining the US Constitution?
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Oh, I KNOW he is! Here's what it really says:

"To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers, and all other Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the United States, or in any Department or Officer thereof." (emphases mine)