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[FSBlueApocalypse]

On a forum I frequent, alot of Ron Paul people were talking about the November election. 75% said they were voting for Johnson, but you had a few "BUT WE NEED TO BEAT OBAMA" morons and this big pile of fail

After reading the Libertarian party platform, I find myself in support of all provisions except:
[LP Stance on immigration]
All illegal immigrants need to be rounded up and sent home. They should be given 30-90 days to "self deport" after which they should be forcibly detained and removed with all goods/property confiscated to pay for the cost of said removal. All monies of foreign governments located within the US should be held pending use to deport their nationals illegally residing in the US.
[LP stance of gays]
Except that I completely oppose homosexuals serving in the military. I would not want to live in close quarters or share group showers with homosexuals and it is wrong to force members of the military to do so.

I responded, If you want to pick a 3rd party that talks alot about freedom but only if you're a WASP you can vote Constitution Party.

[AnCap Dave]

And Obamatons call US racist.

Absolutely disgusting.

[AnCap Dave]

Oh this is good.

The National Atheist Party put this up on facebook:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

National Atheist Party Endorses Barack Obama

Barack Obama Is Only Candidate With Equality and Social Justice Priorities

Florence, KY— September 4, 2012 Proclaiming that Barack Obama is the only candidate with social justice, the concerns of the Middle Class, and a responsible fiscal policy as clear priorities for his second administration, the National Atheist Party publicly announces its support for his re-election.

"President Obama is the only president in history to acknowledge the existence of atheist, humanist and other secular voters. That he has done so without disparagement is a hallmark of his belief in tolerance and secularism, a stance which echoes the founding principles of this nation." said Troy Boyle, President of the NAP.

Today's announcement marks the first public endorsement of a candidate for any office that the National Atheist Party, a minor party formed in the Spring of 2011, has made.

The National Atheist Party applauds President Obama for the many successes he has had in office, even though faced with intransigent Republican opposition. "The majority of the American people are ready to accept the idea of gay marriage, an issue on which the President has recently spoken of in favorable terms." said Boyle "Among many other issues, this is an issue that enjoys our membership's unanimous support. We stand with the President and other responsible leaders who recognize that loving couples of any orientation should be allowed to marry."

This endorsement was voted on by the 14,500+ general membership and supporters of the National Atheist Party and the consensus opinion represents the voices who made it clear that they support the re-election of Barack Obama. The National Atheist Party is a non-profit, 527 political organization devoted to issue advocacy and guided by the values of secular humanism and evidenced-based reasoning. The party seeks to politically represent U.S. atheists and all who share the goal of a secular government by gathering the political strength of secularists nationwide. To learn more about the party, visit www.usanap.org.

"Oh yeah we're totally our own party, but let's endorse democrats anyway."

[MrBogosity]

"Proclaiming that Barack Obama is the only candidate with social justice,"

No, Obama signed the NDAA and murdered a 16-year-old American citizen. You must be thinking of Gary Johnson, the candidate with the highest rating on civil liberties by the ACLU.

"the concerns of the Middle Class,"

No, under Obama, the tax burden on the middle class is the highest since WWII and rising every year. You're thinking of Johnson again.

"and a responsible fiscal policy"

No, Obama's increased the budget and the debt and vociferously opposed even a 2% reduction in the rate of growth! I guess you're thinking of the man with the plan to balance the budget in 2014...and that would be Johnson again.

Oh, and Obama's home church is a batshit crazy fundamentalist church. Gary Johnson's an agnostic.

Yeah, nice choice.

[AnCap Dave]

So a scientific, peer reviewed study came out saying organic food is not all that much different from conventional food and the organic lovers are mad as hell.

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So a scientific, peer reviewed study came out saying organic food is not all that much different from conventional food and the organic lovers are mad as hell.

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And intentionally misleading about easily checked stuff, such as the stupidly wrong claim about the link to the study, which Science Daily has directly to the online version of the study.  When you find that the really easily verified stuff is obviously (and stupidly) wrong, the details become a pretty low priority.

[Ibrahim90]

So a scientific, peer reviewed study came out saying organic food is not all that much different from conventional food and the organic lovers are mad as hell.

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didn't Penn an teller commit mass murder at a feast to prove that Organics aren't much better than conventional? 

[AnCap Dave]

I had a short back and forth with the guy until he unfriended me.

>Can't defend your shitty president
>resort to pointless name calling

These kind of people are my favorite.

[FSBlueApocalypse]

From the comment section of the previously mentioned "Libertarian 911" video

R.E.H.W.R references that cops can't be held liable to answer a 911 call

The reply

No, it's not the same thing. There's a difference between making up an excuse and going on the record stating "I didn't feel like going."

[R.E.H.W.R.]

I had a short back and forth with the guy until he unfriended me.

>Can't defend your shitty president
>resort to pointless name calling

These kind of people are my favorite.

Gary Johnson Climbed Mt. Everest on a broken leg! I'll bet he could destroy Obama in basketball.

[Goaticus]

I had a short back and forth with the guy until he unfriended me.

>Can't defend your shitty president
>resort to pointless name calling

These kind of people are my favorite.

And if you aren't the kind of moron who stands in line for Air Jordan's you can vote for Gary Johnson. Also I'm not sure if the person who made that picture realizes it's not 1992 any more.

[FSBlueApocalypse]

Some more Paul cult fail

Ron Paul will be a write in candidate in all 50 states, the r3EVOLution will see to that

[R.E.H.W.R.]

From the comment section of the previously mentioned "Libertarian 911" video

R.E.H.W.R references that cops can't be held liable to answer a 911 call

The reply

That was where I just kinda gave up.
No damn point.

[Goaticus]

http://www.examiner.com/article/barack-obama-rockets-to-large-lead-national-polls

"In a race that has been so close for so many weeks in these national polls, a lead of four to five percent is quite significant. Many will attribute this expanded margin for the president to it being a post-convention "bounce."

Lets be real, it wasn't the Democratic Convention giving a bounce, it was the Republican Convention giving the challenger a kick in the nuts. The winner between these two will be the one who talks the least.

[MrBogosity]

http://www.examiner.com/article/barack-obama-rockets-to-large-lead-national-polls

"In a race that has been so close for so many weeks in these national polls, a lead of four to five percent is quite significant. Many will attribute this expanded margin for the president to it being a post-convention "bounce."

Lets be real, it wasn't the Democratic Convention giving a bounce, it was the Republican Convention giving the challenger a kick in the nuts. The winner between these two will be the one who talks the least.

Or, it could just be that one-out-of-every-twenty polls that gives you a wacky result.