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This. Read it at your own risk.


December 23, 2011, 07:16:09 PM #1352 Last Edit: December 24, 2011, 07:25:53 PM by VectorM
Quote from: D on December 23, 2011, 02:40:58 PM
This. Read it at your own risk.

Is that guy 12 years old? I mean, I am drunk and all right now, but the beginning just seems juvenile to me.

It's a bit telling that none of the books in the background seem to have writing on them.

@ D: it's a lady, but yeah, whatever. she calls herself Elizabeth Templar (lolwut?), and is apparently old enough to hold a job as a consultant or sth.

and yes, I'm still wondering how you can think like this. Might have to do with her attitude with regards to communism/liberalism (read: blinding hatred).
Meh

@Ibrahim90:  You mean "@VectorM"?  VectorM, not D, was the one who referred to the author of the article as a she.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

"And you know what? They won't see a cent from you once you move to canada."  --GravemindZombie from the comments of this video

Tell that to those still getting harassed for taxes from the IRS even AFTER moving to Canada, you asshole!
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on December 24, 2011, 06:57:45 PM
@Ibrahim90:  You mean "@VectorM"?  VectorM, not D, was the one who referred to the author of the article as a she.

no, it was D; I was replying to his original post-the one with the link.
Meh

This twat by the name of MrGundam on my DA channel.

http://lordthawkeye.deviantart.com/journal/A-few-words-from-Anarky-275841851#comments

Tries to pull that "humans inherrently don't want to be right, they want to win" BS.  It's cute when people try to claim to be smarter than me yet can't even notice when they just used a self detonating argument.  So weak...
I recently heard that the word heretic is derived from the greek work heriticos which means "able to choose"
The more you know...

From a debate on facebook about Ron Paul. I'm in italics, other guy is in bold

If you think your best shot is re-registering Republican and staying in line with the two party system, feel free. If you think supporting the single Republican who talks the libertarian talk is what it takes, fine.

What happens when Paul doesn't get the nomination and retires for the greener pastures of best sellers and public speaking tours?


What happens when Ron Paul is not Elected President well Freedom as you Know it is Over .

And people wonder why I can't stand the cult of Paul

Quote from: Ibrahim90 on December 24, 2011, 05:40:30 PM
@ D: it's a lady, but yeah, whatever. she calls herself Elizabeth Templar (lolwut?), and is apparently old enough to hold a job as a consultant or sth.

and yes, I'm still wondering how you can think like this. Might have to do with her attitude with regards to communism/liberalism (read: blinding hatred).


Sometimes consultant is doublespeak for unemployed.

January 04, 2012, 12:08:18 AM #1361 Last Edit: January 04, 2012, 12:15:27 AM by Ibrahim90
Quote from: FSBlueApocalypse on January 02, 2012, 09:27:17 AM
From a debate on facebook about Ron Paul. I'm in italics, other guy is in bold

If you think your best shot is re-registering Republican and staying in line with the two party system, feel free. If you think supporting the single Republican who talks the libertarian talk is what it takes, fine.

What happens when Paul doesn't get the nomination and retires for the greener pastures of best sellers and public speaking tours?


What happens when Ron Paul is not Elected President well Freedom as you Know it is Over .

And people wonder why I can't stand the cult of Paul

and that is, in a nutshell, Ron Paul's single biggest problem in trying to be nominated. I have nothing against him, though of course I don't agree with him on everything, but at the same time, he should have attracted more disciplined people.

Quote from: Goaticus on January 02, 2012, 04:53:22 PM
Sometimes consultant is doublespeak for unemployed.

yeah, but you never know  :shrug:

what matters to me is that she is a jerk. and a xenophobe. and wrong.
Meh

In honor of Rick Santorum's Iowa performance. Some blasts from the past.

"In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing. And when you destroy that you have a dramatic impact on the quality —"

Here's to you Mr. Senator who brings up bestiality in an interview, real men of Genius.

"If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything."

Only in your Bible Rick.

"Whether it's polygamy, whether it's adultery, whether it's sodomy, all of those things, are antithetical to a healthy, stable, traditional family."

But not to a healthy, stable, non-traditional family.

"I would say any type of sexual activity has absolutely no place in the military,"

There goes the military vote.

". And the military's job is to do one thing, and that is to defend our country."

Yet you voted to send them pretty much everywhere else.


*Sighs* from this pillock again:

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"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537