Fail Quotes

[Virgil0211]

I got confused: are those links supposed to be the fail, or are they the responce to the fail?

They're the response to the fail.

[Goaticus]

From my favorite illuminutty young earth creationist. You've probably seen him as DebateRobo, DebateCrusher, DebateFighter, MyOpinionV, DeltaVortex and probably a 100 other accounts. Combined he is just referred to as debatefailure.

"By the way, your birth certificate number can be looked up on the internet, and you can locate it on the stock exchange. When you were born you were bonded a million dollars with an increase of value on every year. You birth certificate number could only be on the Stock exchange if you could be traded and eventually purchased. Maybe that's why China has purchased US government bonds. "

There is a bottomless pit of reasons why this statement is stupid and crazy. Of course if you share any of them you're a shill of Obama and trying to help the satanic catholic church and illuminutty NWO kill off 95% of the Earths population. I wish this was an exaggeration of his position.

[AnCap Dave]

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You know, it's easy to suggest that we should continue to be the world's police force when you are living in a mansion in Bermuda and don't have to go yourself....

[Ibrahim90]

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You know, it's easy to suggest that we should continue to be the world's police force when you are living in a mansion in Bermuda and don't have to go yourself....

you know, that guy needs a great big glass of "shut the **** up".

what more needs to be said?

[MrBogosity]

If they can pay for our troops to be there, why can't they pay for their own troops to be there?

[Ibrahim90]

If they can pay for our troops to be there, why can't they pay for their own troops to be there?

because they don't have money for either.

of course, good luck trying to knock sense into that hypocritical shirker.

[AnCap Dave]

I posted the 19 questions and my answers on another forum and got this response.

Warning, full of complete bogosity and missing the point.

Half way read it but sorry the whole " if my neighbor lost everything and I didn't fuck him I don't need to help him because he made a bad decision."

Sorry D . That is is very ignorant I don't care that attitude is what capitalism gas led to and it's has cause many lost of lives and 2% of the nation owning 90% of the nations wealth .

You should be more concern about your fellow man and don't confuse this with socialism or communism this how society should work . If someone made a bad decision ,which can Happen to anybody even you , why should his entire life and family be screwed over ? It's seems to me capitalism encourages greed with a never ending fulfillment which lead to people doing what they must regardless of who they step all over.

This is more of a society problem than a government one. If I become homeless and you did nothing to help me and we been neighbors and friends for 10 years . Then 2 year I got back on my feet but you lost your job an everything why should I help you ? See it's a never ending cycle sure there are exceptions to what I am saying.

I am not down for any selfish decision or any decision that will help out the lazy .

[Travis Retriever]

http://www.cracked.com/article_19195_7-simple-questions-you-wont-believe-science-just-answered.html
#7 seems to be a fail.

[MrBogosity]

http://www.cracked.com/article_19195_7-simple-questions-you-wont-believe-science-just-answered.html
#7 seems to be a fail.

Indeed. The question is not, "Which came first, the chicken or the eggSHELL?"

[MrBogosity]

A Facebook friend (now UNfriended!):

"I'm tired of hearing about Joe Pedophilio & Jerry 'Til-the-Break-of-Dusky at Boys with Menn-State. Even more annoying is that, as with the Catholic church scandal, the media refuses to point out the role of homosexuality at the center of the issue. People can't seem to get it through their heads that destroying your families & queering your children is the goal of the gay agenda."

Pedophilia and homosexuality ARE NOT THE SAME THING!

[AnCap Dave]

A Facebook friend (now UNfriended!):

"I'm tired of hearing about Joe Pedophilio & Jerry 'Til-the-Break-of-Dusky at Boys with Menn-State. Even more annoying is that, as with the Catholic church scandal, the media refuses to point out the role of homosexuality at the center of the issue. People can't seem to get it through their heads that destroying your families & queering your children is the goal of the gay agenda."

Pedophilia and homosexuality ARE NOT THE SAME THING!

Ugh, you can ask LordTHawkeye that I've been generally pissed off about this whole Penn State fiasco in the first place, but that is just downright pathetic.

Reminds me of this actually:
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Yes, that IS former professional wrestler "The Ultimate Warrior" speaking at UConn. Why they let him in, I'll never know.

[Goaticus]

From my favorite Illuminutty conspiracist and young earth creationist Debatefailure. This is him suggesting there is experimental evidence of Noah's flood. Where was this experiment conducted? Planet Nibiru.

"ImpriusPuppy says with self asserted authority that all coastal life in the sea would be destroyed in a global flood. How does he know? Secret testing of artificially induced coastal floods on planet X have produced the results. With water life imported on the secret planet X and artificially caused floods - produced the truth. That given a flood all coastal life would be destroyed. These are documented in top secret documents. "

This is him addressing the claim that Noah's Ark would need to be impossibly large.

"As someone who has literally gone through the Audoban books counting the families of animals, I can say with authority that the number of animals needed to be on the Ark is quite small. I counted around 80 North American land mammals that had to be on the Ark. The claim that millions of species had to be on the Ark is false. Why don't you go to your local library and do the research? It might help. "

[evensgrey]

Damn, I just remembered somebody replying to a comment of mine on YouTube and claiming that total government control of the economy (and hence Fascism) is RIGHT-WING, and now I can't find the damn thing...

[Travis Retriever]

"The Common Good trumps individual self-interest" -- 3:00 in; the protestor's poster

[Ibrahim90]

Ugh, you can ask LordTHawkeye that I've been generally pissed off about this whole Penn State fiasco in the first place, but that is just downright pathetic.

Reminds me of this actually:
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Yes, that IS former professional wrestler "The Ultimate Warrior" speaking at UConn. Why they let him in, I'll never know.

oh boy-him?

dude, don't be surprised this guy would say something fail. you should see him when he was wrestling.

actually, screw it, I won't even try to let you imagine:

http://spoonyexperiment.com/2009/05/21/atop-the-fourth-wall-warrior-1/

watch, and enjoy the torrential fail that is, and I'm not anywhere near making this up, the warrior comic. yes, there is such a thing. in fact, four issues, all of which have been reviewed by the above people. while the video is a comedic piece, the fail from Warrior is sufficient to warrant its presence in this thread.

God I hate it when he even opens his mouth...