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Started by Lord T Hawkeye, September 19, 2009, 01:02:11 AM

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From Paul Elam in (rough) descending order of total awesomeness:

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"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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Another one from Paul Elam.  As Hawkeye said about this one:
"The video on the myth of female oppression is a good watch too.  Though it kinda misses the bigger point.  Even if the myth were true, even if every single thing feminists say about the history of women were true, it would not matter.  At all.  Guilt is not hereditary folks.  Deal with it."
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Me to Hawkeye in AIM last night:

"A thought of mine.
Even if we give the SJWs the point on women being more likely to be raped (which, given the social pressures men face--much like depression--makes the whole idea seem iffy at best), there's still the fact that:
Woman who is raped: TONS of support, love, sympathy, programs, hugs, and so on from others.
Man who is raped: Laughed at, called a sissy, has jokes made about him involving dropping the soap, and otherwise swept under the rug.
Woman who falsely accuses a man of rape: No negative consequences.
Man who is falsely accused of rape: Even if found 100% innocent will have the shit beaten out of him and will likely have his life ruined even if a lynch mob doesn't end it.
And then of course there's the obvious *real* 'rape culture' they always avoid/laugh at: PRISON and war prisoners...with the guards and soldiers respectively apparently doing most of the rape/sexual abuse...especially when it's a juvenile prison (as D provided a source for-- http://www.justdetention.org/en/jdinews/2013/10_07_13.aspx )."

As D pointed out when he linked me that study:
"'The new studies confirm previous findings that most of those who commit sexual abuse in detention are corrections staff, not inmates. That is true in all types of detention facilities, but especially in juvenile facilities.'
That's right GovCo is raping children."
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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Fucking Win. :)
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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One HUGE fail.  No Thunderf00t, it was NOT Palin.  It was the universities.  Has he not seen the Woman's Studies and other bullshit?  Oh wait, he's on university payroll, so of course they don't count.  Shill.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-dismissive-arguments-that-you-only-use-when-youre-wrong/
Going by the titles alone, I can't help but smell bullshit on #2.

Dear obese people,

Please stop humiliating yourselves by taking scooters meant for disabled people.

Sincerely,

A fellow fatass.

PS:  If you *do* have a real disability that merits the use of one of those carts, but also just happen to be fat while using one of them, then disregard.  The above doesn't apply to you.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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"Two young women in Maryland have admitted to torturing a 16 year old mentally disabled boy over a period of months, including putting a knife to his throat on several occasions, kicking him in the groin, forcing him to masturbate and have sex with animals, making him walk across a frozen pond where he fell into the icy water several times, dragging him around by his hair and other acts which they reportedly recorded on camera phones."
What the fuck...
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: Travis Retriever on April 05, 2014, 07:49:21 PM
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"Two young women in Maryland have admitted to torturing a 16 year old mentally disabled boy over a period of months, including putting a knife to his throat on several occasions, kicking him in the groin, forcing him to masturbate and have sex with animals, making him walk across a frozen pond where he fell into the icy water several times, dragging him around by his hair and other acts which they reportedly recorded on camera phones."
What the fuck...

I'm sorry? How exactly does this qualify as a "fav quote"?

Quote from: Travis Retriever on April 05, 2014, 07:49:21 PM
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"Two young women in Maryland have admitted to torturing a 16 year old mentally disabled boy over a period of months, including putting a knife to his throat on several occasions, kicking him in the groin, forcing him to masturbate and have sex with animals, making him walk across a frozen pond where he fell into the icy water several times, dragging him around by his hair and other acts which they reportedly recorded on camera phones."
What the fuck...

Well, how quickly will this get ignored by feminist?
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

Quote from: R.E.H.W.R. on April 05, 2014, 09:10:21 PM
Well, how quickly will this get ignored by feminist?

I can see this now. The feminists will say that since these (word for girls that starts with b and ends with itches) "didn't have a gun to his head" he voluntarily let them kick him in the balls, voluntarily masturbated, voluntarily had sex with animals, and voluntarily walked across the pond. You know, because you can SO defend yourself against a knife, with say your hand.

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Quote from: Travis Retriever on April 05, 2014, 01:59:41 PM
Dear obese people,

Please stop humiliating yourselves by taking scooters meant for disabled people.

Sincerely,

A fellow fatass.

THANK YOU!!! I HATED that during that year-and-a-half-or-so I was disabled after an accident. I couldn't find a handicapped parking space because NC would give the placards to people who were just too fat and didn't want to walk far; they could walk, they weren't hobbling around with a walker or a quad-cane like I was. They'd get in those carts out of pure laziness and I had to either wait for one to come available or painfully inch my way through the store getting what I needed.

Obesity IS NOT A DISABILITY. And I'm sorry, but maybe society shunning them might do a bit of good!

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Trust me, if she's a good woman and not a complete gold-digger, she'll be happy with a $20 ring with her birthstone.

Quote from: dallen68 on April 05, 2014, 09:06:43 PM
I'm sorry? How exactly does this qualify as a "fav quote"?
Because he was bringing attention to something that the rest of the media either ignored (I'd have heard about this from my parents as much as they watch the news, etc), or simply made excuses for the women for ("Wah! The mother, not the child was the victim!"). 
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: BlameThe1st on April 04, 2014, 03:09:03 PM
I would hope that my witty retorts and media clips would help alleviate that.

And if you think SHE'S intolerable to watch, one of my next targets requires me to drink to watch entirely.
You mean you found someone worse than Zonation?
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu