Michael Jackson just died today

Started by 11mc22, June 25, 2009, 06:17:19 PM

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Well at least he wasn't murdered as president, WHICH NOBODY AN SAY FOR JHON F. KENNEDY!


The thing about Billy Mays is, he tested every product he pitched and made sure it lived up to the advertising hype. We need more people like Billy Mays and less like Kevin Trudeau.

The nutcases are already coming out of the woodworks:

Quote from: TripDo All These Deaths Have To Do With 2012?
ALL these deaths of major people. A big shock, and really Big. do you think this is what's going to happen? Everyone's going to die at 50? I'm kind of freaked out.
First, the queen of beauty. GONE
Second, the king of pop. GONE
Third, King of infomercials. What's going on here?!?

What's going on here is statistical clustering. I've heard quite often that these things happen in threes. For some reason, that seems to be the case.

Quote from: MrBogosity on June 28, 2009, 05:58:11 PM
The thing about Billy Mays is, he tested every product he pitched and made sure it lived up to the advertising hype. We need more people like Billy Mays and less like Kevin Trudeau.

Y'know, why can't Kevin Trudeau be found dead with a rope around his neck and his balls? Or that smug bastard from the Extenze commercials? Especially the latter. I don't normally get really worked up about infomercials, but something about the way that guy talks and the look on his face just make me want to throw a shoe at my TV whenever I see one of those ads.