Idiot Extraordinaire - Salvation Army

Started by AnCap Dave, June 10, 2013, 09:21:37 PM

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Quote"Ryan: According to the Salvation Army gay parents deserve death. How do you respond to that, as part of your doctrine?

Craibe: Well, that's a part of our belief system.

Ryan: So they should die.

Craibe: You know, we have an alignment to the Scriptures, but that's our belief.

Ryan: You're proposing in your doctrine that because these parents are gay, that they must die.

Craibe: Well...well...because that is part of our Christian doctrine

Ryan: But how is that Christian? Shouldn't it be about love?

Craibe: Well, the love that we would show is about that: consideration for all human beings to come to know salvation...

Ryan Or die?

Craibe: Well, yes."


Well, at least they were honest about their...issues.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on June 11, 2013, 02:57:00 PM
Well, at least they were honest about their...issues.

you just know though that they're molesting altar boys or something...
Meh