Biggest Bogon Emitter - Barack Obama

Started by AnCap Dave, May 05, 2013, 09:26:48 PM

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I know he gets this title a lot, but how could he not when he's constantly spewing garbage?

QuoteUnfortunately, you've grown up hearing voices that incessantly warn of government as nothing more than some separate, sinister entity that's at the root of all our problems. Some of these same voices also do their best to gum up the works. They'll warn that tyranny always lurking just around the corner. You should reject these voices. Because what they suggest is that our brave, and creative, and unique experiment in self-rule is somehow just a sham with which we can't be trusted.

We have never been a people who place all our faith in government to solve our problems. We shouldn't want to. But we don't think the government is the source of all our problems, either. Because we understand that this democracy is ours. And as citizens, we understand that it's not about what America can do for us, it's about what can be done by us, together, through the hard and frustrating but absolutely necessary work of self-government. And class of 2013, you have to be involved in that process.

Quote from: D on May 05, 2013, 09:26:48 PM
I know he gets this title a lot, but how could he not when he's constantly spewing garbage?

I want Obama to prove this to me. he can start, but giving me 100,000 dollars to pay off my family's debts from his own pocket. beyond that, he has to:

1-repeal all or most taxes.
2-sell 50% of all military gear, and use the money to pay off student loans (let's face it, we would have all the trouble we had if it wasn't for govco).
3-cut all spending down to the bear bones. this includes eliminating not only the military spending, but eliminating future entitlement programs.
4-withdraw you bases from outside the US, so as not to tyrannize the non-US people. In the process, honor your fucking promise, but shutting down Gitmo.
5-execute Ben Bernanke, then parade his head on a pike. (alternately, just banish him to Antarctica. either way, get rid of him and punish him).
6-disband govco. replace it with nothing.
Meh