Occupy Wall Street: A Manifesto (from Fail Quotes)

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October 11, 2011, 09:53:07 PM #15 Last Edit: October 11, 2011, 10:01:15 PM by Ibrahim90
Quote from: D on October 11, 2011, 04:10:50 PM
That seems to be the case, since one of the major points is that they think education is a right.

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I don't even know why the hell these people are blaming Wall Street. Wall Street's actions afterall, are a symptom of the real problem, not the problem in and of itself.

after-all, almost all of these grievances can be laid at the feet of the current Government system-an overly massive, unconstitutional bloated corpse. and this crazy talk about America being a Democracy is dangerous. same with Education being a right: that kind of crazy talk/thinking literally almost got me killed this summer. (hint: if it's a right, anybody and everybody can go. even complete idiots)

these people are more appropriate for say, Woodstock or a ganja-hut or something.
Meh


"________ has caused the destruction of our economy and the American way of life!"

Now just fill in the blank with a group of people you don't like, and go protest. Instant activism!


This should probably be in Fail Quotes too: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/10/10/1024469/-But-what-do-they-want



Yeah, so maybe Mr. Tomorrow can tell us what "economic injustice" is actually supposed to mean? And injustice against whom, perpetuated by whom?

Didn't you know Shane? Economic injustice means rich people have money and they don't, therefore it is injustice.

The sad part is some people actually believe that.

Quote from: D on October 11, 2011, 04:10:50 PM
That seems to be the case, since one of the major points is that they think education is a right.

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Yeah.  I go from empathy to sadness and shame when I hear of stuff like that; it doesn't help that the student I heard that from called himself an "Obama/Bernanke" supporter...
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: MrBogosity on October 12, 2011, 06:53:09 AM
"________ has caused the destruction of our economy and the American way of life!"

Now just fill in the blank with a group of people you don't like, and go protest. Instant activism!

well, I can provide a long list of what has been in this blank, at one time or another (Disclaimer: some of this may be well founded. not in any particular order):

[spoiler]1-the French (pre 1775 onwards)
1-British law (ok, that one is kinda fair)
2-the Indians (irony)
3-The Irish
4-the "hillbillies"
5-the industrial bosses
6-abolitionism
7-alcohol/marijuana/other drug
8-businessmen minding their business (they have a bunch of other terms for that)
9-Muslims
10-Jews
11-Poles
12-Italians
13-other random groups of people
14-Texans
15-communists/socialists
16-Christians
17-Atheists
18-Mexicans
19-Puerto-Ricans
20-other random groups of people (starting to perhaps see a pattern?)
21-Chinese
22-Japanese
23-Vietnamese
24-still more other random groups of people
25-Obama
26-"Dubbya"
27-Evolution
28-Catholics
29-Wall street
30-some other things I'm too tired to remember.[/spoiler]

you know, maybe the truly American (at least to many) thing to is blame everyone and everything except themselves, and Government?
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Quote from: Ibrahim90 on October 13, 2011, 10:44:39 PM
well, I can provide a long list of what has been in this blank, at one time or another (Disclaimer: some of this may be well founded. not in any particular order):

[spoiler]1-the French (pre 1775 onwards)
1-British law (ok, that one is kinda fair)
2-the Indians (irony)
3-The Irish
4-the "hillbillies"
5-the industrial bosses
6-abolitionism
7-alcohol/marijuana/other drug
8-businessmen minding their business (they have a bunch of other terms for that)
9-Muslims
10-Jews
11-Poles
12-Italians
13-other random groups of people
14-Texans
15-communists/socialists
16-Christians
17-Atheists
18-Mexicans
19-Puerto-Ricans
20-other random groups of people (starting to perhaps see a pattern?)
21-Chinese
22-Japanese
23-Vietnamese
24-still more other random groups of people
25-Obama
26-"Dubbya"
27-Evolution
28-Catholics
29-Wall street
30-some other things I'm too tired to remember.[/spoiler]

you know, maybe the truly American (at least to many) thing to is blame everyone and everything except themselves, and Government?

Funny. I think I fell into about 5 of those categories. No wonder I got beat up in public school. :-P

Bonus points if those categorys are mutualy exclusive.

Quote from: Gumba Masta on October 14, 2011, 12:26:32 AM
Bonus points if those categorys are mutualy exclusive.

Yup. Gimme the extra anti-bogons. =D

Quote from: Virgil0211 on October 13, 2011, 11:55:11 PM
Funny. I think I fell into about 5 of those categories. No wonder I got beat up in public school. :-P

Actually, the primary reason you got beat up in public school was probably because you went to a Public public school.  Just being in a state-run school tends to get you beat on, unless you're the one doing all the beating.

Quote from: evensgrey on October 14, 2011, 08:09:34 AM
Actually, the primary reason you got beat up in public school was probably because you went to a Public public school.  Just being in a state-run school tends to get you beat on, unless you're the one doing all the beating.

Yeah, but I got beat up at the religious private school I went to. It got really bad after I said in class that the Clinton-Lewinski scandal was a waste of ti... Oh, right.


Quote from: Virgil0211 on October 14, 2011, 08:55:48 AM
Yeah, but I got beat up at the religious private school I went to. It got really bad after I said in class that the Clinton-Lewinski scandal was a waste of ti... Oh, right.

Clinton-Lewinski wasn't really much of a scandal, though.  It was actually the Clinton-FLOWERS scandal that got people upset.  Not that he'd abused his office to hit on her, either, that he committed perjury to cover it up.  That's why Democrats always play up the sex aspects, they don't want to deal with the criminal activity.