Occupy Wall Street: A Manifesto (from Fail Quotes)

[Gumba Masta]

Maybe they should adjust future contracts with such occasions in mind.
They wouldn't even need to forfeit their boni in such cases, just that the money's put in a steel suitcase on the far side of a live fire course, designed for androids and they need to pass it to claim it. Maybe putting it in the fine print.